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Don’t be fooled by imitations! Rockin’ Chair brand rocking chairs really rock!! Swiss designed and German engineered, there is no substitute. Over the past 20 years, the design team at Rockin’ Chair Industries has been working around the clock to bring you a chair that not only rocks, it rocks so hard that it’s been banned in 15 states and 30 countries around the world. In fact, Rockin’ Chair is the ONLY rocking chair in use by law enforcement and Catholic schools. It’s the ONLY rocking chair certified for use in combat training by the United States Army, Airforce, and Marine Corps and has been the single cause of over 1500 deaths worldwide. That’s right! Rockin’ Chair brand rocking chairs will rock your socks off! Literally!! Where do you think the term came from? Even our 20 horsepower model has been proven to knock the socks off of elderly and children under the age of 5. Our flagship 500 HP model has actually been documented to throw a grown man right through the ceiling into the attack when not using the supplied and recommended seat belt harness. Don’t forget every chair we make here at Rockin’ Chair Industries is equipped with a safety switch, “Granny Setting,” which will allow the user to manually rock their own chair. So this Christmas, give the chair that really ROCKS! Accept no substitute, Rockin’ Chair Brand Rocking Chairs! Call NOW to order yours today!!!

Rockin’ Chair brand rocking chairs not recommended for people over the age of 40 or under the age of 18. May cause seizures, loss of visions, paralysis, or sudden death. May impair the ability to operate a motor vehicle. Please use responsibly.

– Written by Mister T on July 15, 2011


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