Did you know you can tell the age of a rock, simply by looking at it? Forget about carbon dating…it’s inaccurate and so 19th century. Through a little-known, well-kept secret called rock band dating, the stone masons have been dating rocks very accurately for generations and generations. Now, for no apparent reason, I will bestow this marvelous dating technique on you for FREE! Unfortunately, the rock band method does involve some mathematics. But not to worry! If you buy the rock dating kit for only $19.95, we take care of the math for you. Each rock dating kit comes with two test rocks (dates) to get you started. One of the rocks is oblong and one is shaped like a doughnut. This kit will have you dating rocks in no time!
– Written by Mr. T on August 3, 2011